It's that time of the day again for her
to turn on the TV, sit and stare.
Chips on a side, soda the other.
She's watching the actors play their characters.
PRE-CHORUS:
They meet. They talk. They fall in love.
They kiss, make out 'til they make love.
Problems arise but not forever.
In the end, they're still together.
CHORUS:
She's the soap opera queen.
You see her laughing then, suddenly, she's crying.
One can't tell exactly how she feels.
Don't bother her or she'll give you the look that kills.
She already knows what's gonna happen.
It's the same story all over again.
But still, she gets so much excited.
The next episode, she can't wait to watch it.
PRE-CHORUS 2:
Again, they'll meet, talk, fall in love.
Again, they'll kiss, make out, make love.
Problems will rise but not forever
knowing they will live happ'ly ever after.
CHORUS.
There will be car chase. There will be fight scenes.
There will be heroes tempted by villains.
They will be weak first. They will give in.
They will be strong, eventually win.
There'll be betrayal. Someone will die.
Someone regrets. Someone will realize.
No matter what though, she will still be there.
She'll follow along as if she's one of them.
Soap opera queen, what are you still doin'?
The couch is waiting for you. The show's about to begin.
Soap opera queen, you don't wanna miss anything.
Don't forget your napkins to wipe away your tears.
PRE-CHORUS 3:
They met. They talked. They fell in love.
They kissed, made out. Then, they made love.
Problems came up but not forever.
When the show did end, they married each other.
CHORUS (2x).
